You'll be longing for the sweet simplicity of a Sine wave.
The Computing team are let out of the cage server closet once per week in a desperate attempt to do some "quality" "radio". Management quickly realises that this is a mistake and that these people must be kept under lock and key busy at all times.
Hmmmm...Engineering telling us about How to Break A Radio Station, but here on computing, we know the damage breaking a RAID array could cause.
Brought to you by the man behind the smash hit computing.zeroWidthSpaceDoRadioShow();, as well as several prematurely cancelled shows, this is probably a terrible idea. I'll be honest, the title should tell you everything you need to know.