It's 9pm, I'm Jess Schofield.
The headlines tonight...
Shenanigans occur as two friends who know each other far too well attempt to present a coherent and tangent-free hour of radio, to little success. Join Miri Huntley and I for loveable banter, wildly different tastes in music and a plethera of Goblin noises as we try and make sense of this wild and confusing world.
And Finally... In a stunning turn of events, the Uni of York's very own Long Boi has been Knighted.
And now for the news where you are!