Urinegate

On Monday 16th June at 4.45 p.m. one of your members was observed by two members of the Physics Department urinating against the wall of the research laboratory in full view of a corridor, three offices and two laboratories. When spoken to in the U.R.Y. studio the student, a (redacted), failed to explain to my satisfaction why he had acted in a manner which was offensive to the two members of the academic staff. In view of the good relations which have existed over the past year between the Physics department and U.R.Y. I trust that you will make sure that such offensive acts cease forthwith otherwise action could be taken against U.R.Y. (redacted)