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On 16th of June 1975, a member of URY (whose name will be spared from the public record) was caught with his pants down (quite literally) in the Physics building.  This led to a rather upset letter from a member of the Physics Department being mailed to the Station Director:
        On Monday 16th June at 4.45 p.m. one of your members
 
was observed by two members of the Physics Department urinating
 
against the wall of the research laboratory in full view of a
 
corridor, three offices and two laboratories.
 
  
        When spoken to in the U.R.Y. studio the student, a (redacted),
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        On Monday 16th June at 4.45 p.m. one of your members
failed to explain to my satisfaction why he had acted in a manner
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was observed by two members of the Physics Department urinating
which was offensive to the two members of the academic staff.
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against the wall of the research laboratory in full view of a
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corridor, three offices and two laboratories.
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        When spoken to in the U.R.Y. studio the student, a '''(REDACTED)''',
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failed to explain to my satisfaction why he had acted in a manner
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which was offensive to the two members of the academic staff.
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        In view of the good relations which have existed over
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the past year between the Physics department and U.R.Y. I trust
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that you will make sure that such offensive acts cease forthwith
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otherwise action could be taken against U.R.Y.
  
        In view of the good relations which have existed over
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The station meeting of the following day contained the following:
the past year between the Physics department and U.R.Y. I trust
 
that you will make sure that such offensive acts cease forthwith
 
otherwise action could be taken against U.R.Y.
 
  
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The Physics Department have protested against the offensive behaviour of Mr. X who wetted both the wall and the complaints of the laboratories staff.
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Stay classy, URY.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 23:19, 2 March 2014


On 16th of June 1975, a member of URY (whose name will be spared from the public record) was caught with his pants down (quite literally) in the Physics building. This led to a rather upset letter from a member of the Physics Department being mailed to the Station Director:

        On Monday 16th June at 4.45 p.m. one of your members
was observed by two members of the Physics Department urinating
against the wall of the research laboratory in full view of a
corridor, three offices and two laboratories.

        When spoken to in the U.R.Y. studio the student, a (REDACTED),
failed to explain to my satisfaction why he had acted in a manner
which was offensive to the two members of the academic staff. 

        In view of the good relations which have existed over
the past year between the Physics department and U.R.Y. I trust
that you will make sure that such offensive acts cease forthwith
otherwise action could be taken against U.R.Y.

The station meeting of the following day contained the following:

The Physics Department have protested against the offensive behaviour of Mr. X who wetted both the wall and the complaints of the laboratories staff.

Stay classy, URY.