Quotes

Here are some funny(?) quotes.

Quote of the Moment

“I can't do Mrs Doubtfire, she's too old and crusty”
–Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2012

Past Quotes

• “I only punch women during sex.” –Will Chalk, Assistant Station Manager, 2012
• “I don't know what clitris is.” –Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2011
• “I slept with another man last night. He's got a huge….bed” - Michael Thackray
• “Shit, I just realised I left something in the oven” - Michael Thackray (having been in URY over an hour)
• “We'll soon be talking with Low Flying Fag” - Charlotte Millar (BoB 2008)
• “I'd never shake James Haigh's hand I dont know where its been” Michael Appelton
• “That's a long way….” - Estates Services (Talking about green wire to RKC)