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Here are some funny(?) '''quotes'''.
== Quote of the Moment ==
<onlyinclude>
<blockquote>
“I can't do Mrs Doubtfire, she's too old and crusty”
<br />
–Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2012
</blockquote>
</onlyinclude>
== Past Quotes ==
* “I only punch women during sex.” –Will Chalk, Assistant Station Manager, 2012
* “I don't know what clitris is.” –Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2011
* “I slept with another man last night. He's got a huge….bed” - Michael Thackray
* “Shit, I just realised I left something in the oven” - Michael Thackray (having been in URY over an hour)
* “We'll soon be talking with Low Flying Fag” - Charlotte Millar (BoB 2008)
* “I'd never shake James Haigh's hand I dont know where its been” Michael Appelton
* “That's a long way….” - Estates Services (Talking about green wire to RKC)
== Quote of the Moment ==
<onlyinclude>
<blockquote>
“I can't do Mrs Doubtfire, she's too old and crusty”
<br />
–Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2012
</blockquote>
</onlyinclude>
== Past Quotes ==
* “I only punch women during sex.” –Will Chalk, Assistant Station Manager, 2012
* “I don't know what clitris is.” –Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2011
* “I slept with another man last night. He's got a huge….bed” - Michael Thackray
* “Shit, I just realised I left something in the oven” - Michael Thackray (having been in URY over an hour)
* “We'll soon be talking with Low Flying Fag” - Charlotte Millar (BoB 2008)
* “I'd never shake James Haigh's hand I dont know where its been” Michael Appelton
* “That's a long way….” - Estates Services (Talking about green wire to RKC)