Quotes

Here are some funny(?) quotes.

Quote of the Moment

Lloyd Wallis - “Okay Last.fm can just go die now”
Anthony Williams - “Did it suggest Bieber?”
Lloyd Wallis - ”…yes”

“I can't do Mrs Doubtfire, she's too old and crusty” – Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2012
“I only punch women during sex.” – Will Chalk, Assistant Station Manager, 2012
“I don't know what clitris is.” – Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2011
“I slept with another man last night. He's got a huge… bed” - Michael Thackray
“Shit, I just realised I left something in the oven” - Michael Thackray (having been in URY over an hour)
“We'll soon be talking with Low Flying Fag” - Charlotte Millar (BoB 2008)
“I'd never shake James Haigh's hand I dont know where its been” - Michael Appelton
“That's a long way….” - Estates Services (Talking about green wire to RKC)