Quotes

Here are some funny(?) quotes.

Quote of the Moment

“I can't do Mrs Doubtfire, she's too old and crusty”
–Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2012

“I only punch women during sex.” –Will Chalk, Assistant Station Manager, 2012
“I don't know what clitris is.” –Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2011
“I slept with another man last night. He's got a huge….bed” - Michael Thackray
“Shit, I just realised I left something in the oven” - Michael Thackray (having been in URY over an hour)
“We'll soon be talking with Low Flying Fag” - Charlotte Millar (BoB 2008)
“I'd never shake James Haigh's hand I dont know where its been” Michael Appelton
“That's a long way….” - Estates Services (Talking about green wire to RKC)