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Revision as of 01:42, 19 November 2012
Here are some funny(?) quotes.
Quote of the Moment
“I can't do Mrs Doubtfire, she's too old and crusty”
–Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2012
Past Quotes
- “I only punch women during sex.” –Will Chalk, Assistant Station Manager, 2012
- “I don't know what clitris is.” –Matt Windsor, Head of Computing, 2011
- “I slept with another man last night. He's got a huge….bed” - Michael Thackray
- “Shit, I just realised I left something in the oven” - Michael Thackray (having been in URY over an hour)
- “We'll soon be talking with Low Flying Fag” - Charlotte Millar (BoB 2008)
- “I'd never shake James Haigh's hand I dont know where its been” Michael Appelton
- “That's a long way….” - Estates Services (Talking about green wire to RKC)